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Rishta Torde Ke Janne Walay
Mujh Ko chorde Ke Janne Walay
Ab ki Eid per
mujhko jitnay card millay
un cardoon main
sab se pyara
sab se accha
pehla Card Tumhara hai
mujhko chorde ker janne walay
Zara Kaho To
yeah kis taraf ishara hai…..????
Us nien phir maira hall poocha hai
Kitna mushkil sawaal poocha hai
Hichkioon ka ajeeb lehja tha
Baat ko taal taal poocha hai
Tum mujhay chord to na jao gay
Wastay daal daal poocha hai
Ansoon ki zuban main us nien
Jitna poocha kamal poocha hai
Kiya kabhi mill sakien gay hum dono
Mujh se maira khiyal poocha hai
Din guzrta hai kis tarha maira
Kaisay guzray ga saal poocha hai..!
“Indian Ashiq Ka Love Letter “
When i am your : Kareeb
There is only : Khamoshi
I want to speak : Dil se
that’s my kind of : Ishq
i want this to be : Gupt
as i always have : Darr
that i will loose you : Sajani
and that would be great : Sadma
i am your : Mr.aashique
but sometimes bit : Deewana
tell me : Hum aapke hain kaun
as i feel : Kuch kuch hota hai
in this : Duniya dilwalon ki
i told you : Maine pyar kiya
Maybe : Dil to pagal hai
because : Jab pyar kisise hota hai
the whole world appears as : Dushman
but anyway : Pyar to hona hi tha
but u must know: Pyaar koi khail nahi
but if u want to become : Dulhan dilwale ki
then u must respond To this : Pukaar
And don’t mind because this is my: Style
i hope your answer is : Yes boss
And if u say no then i know life is: Kabhi khushi kabhi gham
i don’t know what will b my: Anjaam
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“Mehbooba Ka Reply”
Thank you for your love letter. However I feel “Hud Ker De Aapne” for “Hum Aapke Hai Kaun“? “Dil Chahta Hai” I should tell you I think you`re a “Jaanwar” and a “Shree 420“! I have to tell you I know your “Mohabatein” are false. Who gave you the right to think you`re my “Sajaan” and I`m your ” Chandini“. How dare you look at me you “Coolie No1“! If you were here in front of me I`d hit you with my chapple so hard your head will spin with these “Yaadein“. You said “Kuch Kuch Hota Hai” every time you think of me. But I know you feel “Haseena Maan Jayegee” to every girl you see. “Ram Jaane” what I`ll do to you if I catch you. If you have any “Khauf” you will feel “Durr” from me. You`re a “Kunwara” leading a “Rangeela” lifestyle, with friends saying “Chal Merey Bhai“. Spending all your nights on the “Sarak“. I`m sure the “Sholay” in your heart you say burn for me. Is nothing but indigestion from too much eating and drinking! Describing yourself as “Baadshah“, and “Himmutvar“, you sound like a “Jungli” to me. You say you want to make me your “Biwi No1” however I say you lack “Insaniyaat“! I can`t believe you think I`ll turn to you and say “Kaho Na Pyar Hai“! I`d much rather kiss a “Bichoo” than go near you! Any of “Amer Akbar Anthony” would be better suited to me than you. “Dil Wale Dhunyah Ley Jayengey” you said, but I say your “Dil to Pagal Hai“! Don`t` you realise that “Andaz Apnna Appna” and that their can`t be no “Rishta” between us. We are like a “Mohra” in the game of life. And it`s always “Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham“. The open “Fiza” with its changing weather is testament to that. So please leave it as “Akeelay Hum Akkeelay Tum“. Besides I`m already engaged to a guy with “Roti Kapra Aur Makaan“. And he`s no “Khal Nayak” like you. He`s my real “Hero“. My real “Jivan Saathi“. And with him I really know “Yeah Raaste Hai Payar Ka“. And there can be no space in my “Zindagi” for anyone but him. You`ll only end up causing an “Aflatoon”, because he,s a “Major Sahib” in the Army working on the “Border” and he`ll kill you if he finds out.
So save yourself from becoming the foundations of a “Deewar” and leave me alone.
Woh cheez jis ne collage main dhoom macha rakhi hai…
us shokh haseena ka naam Allah rakhi hai…
Main Allah rakha hoon, woh Allah rakhi hai…
shayad Allah ne mairay liye bana rakhi hai…
Kehtay hain rakhi hoi cheez buhat kaam ati hai…
is liye to main ne rakhi se laga rakhi hai…
Ab haqeqat to yeah batanay ke liye rakhi hai..
ke rakhi ne raaton ki neend urda rakhi hai…
Yeah kia main ne rakhi rakhi laga rakhi hai…
us rakhi ne to kisi aur se bhi bana rakhi hai…
Sath roti thi mairayn,sath hansa karti thi,
Wo larki jo mairay dil main basa karti thi !!
Mairy chahat ki talabgar is darja thi ke wo,
Musalay pe namazoon main dua karti thi,
Ik lamhay ka bicharna bhi giran tha usko,
Rotay howay mujhko khud se juda karti thi,
Mairay dil main raha karti thi dharkan ki tarah,
Aur saaye ki tarah sath chala karti thi,
Rog dil ko laga bethi anjany main,
Mairy aaghosh main marnay ki dua karti thi,
Baat kismat ki hai FARAZ !!
Juda ho gaye hum , warna wo to mujhe taqdeer kaha karti thi !!
Warna wo to mujhe taqdeer kaha karti thi…….!!!
