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Parishaan thi Chintu ki wife
Non-happening thi jo us ki life
Chintu ko na milta tha Aaram
Office main kerta kaam hi kaam

Chintu ke boss bhi thay baray cool
Promotion ko her bar jatat thay bhool
Per bhooltay nahi the woh deadline
Kaam to kerwatay thay roze till nine

Chintu bhi banna chahta tha best
Is liye to woh nahi kerta tha rest
Din raat kerta woh boss ki ghulami
Onsite ki umeed main deta salami

Din ghuzray aur ghuzray phir saal
Bura hota gaya Chintu ka haal
Chintu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha
Ghalti say Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha

Aakhir Aik din Chintu ko samajh aaya
Aur chorde di usne Onsite ki moh maya
Boss se bola, “Tum kion satatay ho ?”
“Onsite ke laddu say bhuddu banatay ho”

“Promotion do werna chala jaoon ga”
“Onsite dainay per bhi wapis na Aoon ga”
Boss hanas ke bola “Nahi koi baat”
“Abhi aur bhi Chintus hain mairay paas”

“Yeah duniya Chintuoon say bhari hai”
“Sab ko bas aage barhnay ki pari hai”
“Tum na kero gay to kisi aur say kerwaoon ga”
“Tumhary tarah Aik aur Chintu banoon ga”

( Learn From This And “WAKE UP” You All Chintussss)

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“Indian Ashiq Ka Love Letter “

When i am your : Kareeb

There is only : Khamoshi

I want to speak : Dil se

that’s my kind of : Ishq

i want this to be : Gupt

as i always have : Darr

that i will loose you : Sajani

and that would be great : Sadma

i am your : Mr.aashique

but sometimes bit : Deewana

tell me : Hum aapke hain kaun

as i feel : Kuch kuch hota hai

in this : Duniya dilwalon ki

i told you : Maine pyar kiya

Maybe : Dil to pagal hai

because : Jab pyar kisise hota hai

the whole world appears as : Dushman

but anyway : Pyar to hona hi tha

but u must know: Pyaar koi khail nahi

but if u want to become : Dulhan dilwale ki

then u must respond To this : Pukaar

And don’t mind because this is my: Style

i hope your answer is : Yes boss

And if u say no then i know life is: Kabhi khushi kabhi gham

i don’t know what will b my: Anjaam

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“Mehbooba Ka Reply”

Thank you for your love letter. However I feel “Hud Ker De Aapne” for “Hum Aapke Hai Kaun“? “Dil Chahta Hai” I should tell you I think you`re a “Jaanwar” and a “Shree 420“! I have to tell you I know your “Mohabatein” are false. Who gave you the right to think you`re my “Sajaan” and I`m your ” Chandini“. How dare you look at me you “Coolie No1“! If you were here in front of me I`d hit you with my chapple so hard your head will spin with these “Yaadein“. You said “Kuch Kuch Hota Hai” every time you think of me. But I know you feel “Haseena Maan Jayegee” to every girl you see. “Ram Jaane” what I`ll do to you if I catch you. If you have any “Khauf” you will feel “Durr” from me. You`re a “Kunwara” leading a “Rangeela” lifestyle, with friends saying “Chal Merey Bhai“. Spending all your nights on the “Sarak“. I`m sure the “Sholay” in your heart you say burn for me. Is nothing but indigestion from too much eating and drinking! Describing yourself as “Baadshah“, and “Himmutvar“, you sound like a “Jungli” to me. You say you want to make me your “Biwi No1” however I say you lack “Insaniyaat“! I can`t believe you think I`ll turn to you and say “Kaho Na Pyar Hai“! I`d much rather kiss a “Bichoo” than go near you! Any of “Amer Akbar Anthony” would be better suited to me than you. “Dil Wale Dhunyah Ley Jayengey” you said, but I say your “Dil to Pagal Hai“! Don`t` you realise that “Andaz Apnna Appna” and that their can`t be no “Rishta” between us. We are like a “Mohra” in the game of life. And it`s always “Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham“. The open “Fiza” with its changing weather is testament to that. So please leave it as “Akeelay Hum Akkeelay Tum“. Besides I`m already engaged to a guy with “Roti Kapra Aur Makaan“. And he`s no “Khal Nayak” like you. He`s my real “Hero“. My real “Jivan Saathi“. And with him I really know “Yeah Raaste Hai Payar Ka“. And there can be no space in my “Zindagi” for anyone but him. You`ll only end up causing an “Aflatoon”, because he,s a “Major Sahib” in the Army working on the “Border” and he`ll kill you if he finds out.
So save yourself from becoming the foundations of a “Deewar” and leave me alone.

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Na Chmistry hoti na main Student hota
Na yeah Lab hoti Na Yeah Accident Hota

Abhi Practical main ayee nazar Ek Larki
Sundar thi Naak Us ki Test Tube Jaisi

Batoon main Us ki Glucose ki Mithas thi
Sansoon main Eter ki Khushboo bhi sath thi

Ankhoon se jhalakta tha kuch is Tarah ka Payar
Bin Piye hi ho jata Tha Alcohol ka Khumar

Benzene sa hota tha Uski Presence ka Ehsas
Andhere main hota tha Radium ka Abhas

Nazrain milien, reaction huwa
Kuch is tarah Love ka Production huwa

Lagne lagay Us ke Ghar ke Chakar aisay
Nucleus ke charon taraf Electron hoon jaisay

Us din hamaray Test ka Confirmation huwa
Jab us ke dady se hamara Introduction huwa

Sun kar hamari baat wo aisay Uchal pare
Ignesium Tube main jaise Sodium Bharak uthe

Wo bole, Hosh main aao, Pahchano apni Auwqat
Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi Gold ke saath

Ye sun ker Tuta hamaray Armanoon Bhara Beaker
Aur hum Chup rahay Benzeldehyde ka Karwa Ghoont pee ker

Ab us ki yadoon ke siwa hamara Kam chalta na tha
Aur Lab main hamaray Dil ke siwa kuch jalta na tha

Zindagi ho gaye Unsaturated Hydrocarbon ki Tarah
Aur hum phirte hain Awara Hydrogen ki Tarah.

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Student : Yoon Fail Jo Karna Tha Pehlay Se Bata Daitay
Hum Sari Kitabon Ko Chulhay Main Jalla Daitay
Koshish To Bohat Ki Thi Nakam Howay Akhir
Haan! Paas To Ho jatay Jo Nakal Kara Daitay
Parche Jo Mile Hum Ko Sab Khali Diye Hum Nien
Ae Kash! Safai Ke Number Hi Dila Daitay

Teacher: Yoon Fail Jo Hona Tha Pehlay Hi Bata Daitay
Abba Se Kaha Hota,Thela Hi Laga Daitay
Koshish To Bohat Ki Thi Nakam Howay Phir Bhi
Haan! Paas To Kar Daitay Jo Akkal Larda Laitay
Parche Jo Mille Tum Ko Sab Khaali Diye Tum Nien
Kaash! Sayahee Se Dhabay Hi Bana Daitay

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